That’ll Do of the Day: Refusing to be defined by his deformity, a boar born without hind legs in China’s eastern Anhui Province learned to walk on his front trotters.
“It took lots of time and devotion,” said owner Ge Xinping. “But now all villagers love him as it walks like an upside down gymnast.”
Ha! Totally.
staying home all day. I need a break from this journey called life.
Yah I know you don’t care.
Good thing he doesn't see color yet...
- S: So are you and Ryan brother and sister?
- Me: (Laughing) What...?
- S: Then why you always talking to him?
- Me: Because we work together and we're tutoring and helping you guys.
- S: Oh.
- Me: Do we even look alike?
- S: (Nodding)
- Me: What is it, the glasses?
- S: Yah! The glasses...
Monday afternoon. In between classes. Bored. Typing an essay. Falling asleep. Help me.
Should I waste away a few dollars to get something sweet to wake me up?
In summary,
People could be better, but no- they end up being dumb fucks.
said the girl who waited FOR A LONG TIME.
During recess:
- D: Do you still live with your parents?
- Me: Nope.
- D: How about Ryan? Does he still live with his parents?
- Me: You can ask him but I'm pretty sure he lives alone.
- D: Nah, I know he lives alone.
- Me: How do you know?
- D: He has a mustache.
- Me: (Laughing) WHATTT?!
ICE CREAM. YUMMMMM…
Beautiful.
Classes today… my brain is still telling me I’m on vacation. need to get out if bed and consume the remainder of readings. “scanning” is the official keyword here. and I dreamt of starting a basketball team last night. we were trying out and it was rekindling of feelings of sorts.
School started on tuesday. Oh homework, how I “love” you.
Homework attempt #1
It’s okay, Claudeen. The lovely beach awaits you in a couple of hours! And that, my dear, is your reward.
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