During recess:
- D: Do you still live with your parents?
- Me: Nope.
- D: How about Ryan? Does he still live with his parents?
- Me: You can ask him but I'm pretty sure he lives alone.
- D: Nah, I know he lives alone.
- Me: How do you know?
- D: He has a mustache.
- Me: (Laughing) WHATTT?!
